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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Only In Japan (No offense intended)]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5259</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nishant</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[FOUND IT WHILE STUMBLING <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" /><br />
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Solar Powered Bra can charge an ipod<br />
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Indoor beach<br />
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Square Watermelons<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[FOUND IT WHILE STUMBLING <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" /><br />
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Solar Powered Bra can charge an ipod<br />
<img src="http://www.masalatime.com/img/81553.jpg" border="0" alt="[Image: 81553.jpg]" /><br />
<img src="http://www.masalatime.com/img/81554.jpg" border="0" alt="[Image: 81554.jpg]" /><br />
Indoor beach<br />
<img src="http://www.masalatime.com/img/81555.jpg" border="0" alt="[Image: 81555.jpg]" /><br />
<img src="http://www.masalatime.com/img/81555.jpg" border="0" alt="[Image: 81555.jpg]" /><br />
Square Watermelons<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Ever Been Skiing?]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5258</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>adz</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[I went skiing over the xmas break. It was lots of fun. The first year I went skiing (a year ago), I only went on the bunny slope. First time I went I was stuck on top for like 30 minutes. Fell down and had no clue how to get up. Then some dude showed me that you can take skis off <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" /> But that first year I only stayed on the bunny slope. This year I went on some other easy slopes. First time I went I thought I accidentally turned onto a black diamond. Next year I'm trying a medium slope <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I went skiing over the xmas break. It was lots of fun. The first year I went skiing (a year ago), I only went on the bunny slope. First time I went I was stuck on top for like 30 minutes. Fell down and had no clue how to get up. Then some dude showed me that you can take skis off <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" /> But that first year I only stayed on the bunny slope. This year I went on some other easy slopes. First time I went I thought I accidentally turned onto a black diamond. Next year I'm trying a medium slope <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[time on line]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5257</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>PFC_BENJI</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[So i was looking on my user cp and it said i been online for like 16 hours 22 min and something seconds cant remember. But i just wanted to know is it like the entire time from since the sign up or the day u looked at it.<br />
<br />
<br />
And what your time online ???<br />
<br />
<br />
Edit it was actually 22 min not 55 time below<br />
<br />
16 Hours, 26 Minutes, 12 Seconds (from time of me checking my user cp)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[So i was looking on my user cp and it said i been online for like 16 hours 22 min and something seconds cant remember. But i just wanted to know is it like the entire time from since the sign up or the day u looked at it.<br />
<br />
<br />
And what your time online ???<br />
<br />
<br />
Edit it was actually 22 min not 55 time below<br />
<br />
16 Hours, 26 Minutes, 12 Seconds (from time of me checking my user cp)]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Online web2.0 calc (Really good)]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5256</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nishant</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://web2.0calc.com/" target="_blank">http://web2.0calc.com/</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://web2.0calc.com/" target="_blank">http://web2.0calc.com/</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Soulja Boy Tell 'Em - WTF?]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5255</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Simboy</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[This guy, I heard his song yesterday!<br />
Is that music? I think he is an insult to music!<br />
The lyrics don't mean anything and the beats are hilarious!<br />
<br />
His music video has got 44 million hits on youtube. :O<br />
WTF? I mean, have you heard the song?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This guy, I heard his song yesterday!<br />
Is that music? I think he is an insult to music!<br />
The lyrics don't mean anything and the beats are hilarious!<br />
<br />
His music video has got 44 million hits on youtube. :O<br />
WTF? I mean, have you heard the song?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Try it.]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5254</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>S-Fraz</dc:creator>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5254</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[It's kinda hard! <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><br />
<a href="http://www.mazefrenzy.com/" target="_blank">http://www.mazefrenzy.com/</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[It's kinda hard! <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><br />
<a href="http://www.mazefrenzy.com/" target="_blank">http://www.mazefrenzy.com/</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Linutop]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5253</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nishant</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite>Linutop is a ready-to-use small computer, designed to reduce maintenance costs.<br />
Low maintenance<br />
<br />
The Linutop operating system is stored on an internal flash memory and cannot be altered by virus or mishap.<br />
<br />
Initial state can be recovered at each restart.<br />
Low deployment costs<br />
<br />
Linutop is delivered with free standard ready-to-use Linux software: Firefox, Open Office, VLC Media player... and can be easily customized with additional software.<br />
Energy saving<br />
With no moving parts, Linutop offers a completely silent (0 dB), energy-efficient operation in an extremely small package.<br />
<br />
Linutop customers are:<br />
- Hotels, Museums, Public Terminals...<br />
- Shops, Bars, Point-of-Sale Terminals, Kiosks...<br />
- Schools, Offices, Factories...</blockquote>
<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite><a href="http://www.linutop.com/linutop2/index.en.html" target="_blank">http://www.linutop.com/linutop2/index.en.html</a></blockquote>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite>Linutop is a ready-to-use small computer, designed to reduce maintenance costs.<br />
Low maintenance<br />
<br />
The Linutop operating system is stored on an internal flash memory and cannot be altered by virus or mishap.<br />
<br />
Initial state can be recovered at each restart.<br />
Low deployment costs<br />
<br />
Linutop is delivered with free standard ready-to-use Linux software: Firefox, Open Office, VLC Media player... and can be easily customized with additional software.<br />
Energy saving<br />
With no moving parts, Linutop offers a completely silent (0 dB), energy-efficient operation in an extremely small package.<br />
<br />
Linutop customers are:<br />
- Hotels, Museums, Public Terminals...<br />
- Shops, Bars, Point-of-Sale Terminals, Kiosks...<br />
- Schools, Offices, Factories...</blockquote>
<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite><a href="http://www.linutop.com/linutop2/index.en.html" target="_blank">http://www.linutop.com/linutop2/index.en.html</a></blockquote>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hit bush With a shoe]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5252</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nishant</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div class="codeblock">
<div class="title">Code:<br />
</div><div class="body" dir="ltr"><code>http://sockandawe.com/</code></div></div>
<br />
I hit him 50 times <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="codeblock">
<div class="title">Code:<br />
</div><div class="body" dir="ltr"><code>http://sockandawe.com/</code></div></div>
<br />
I hit him 50 times <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Upgrade to Silver]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5251</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>swordz</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Current Cpanel Username: swordz<br />
Current Domain Or Subdomain: sworder.bryansoft.net<br />
Server: Server 1<br />
What Package You Are Upgrading To: Silver<br />
Do You Have The Required Post Amount For The Upgrade: Yes - and some!<br />
What Are You Planning To Do With This Upgraded Space: Hopefully expand my php developement.<br />
Do you agree to our Terms of service?: As before, as always - Yes!<br />
<br />
Just like to point out that I have the posts for a gold plan (just) but deliberately only want a silver - it means that if I do get close to my limit I can just upgrade with no fuss, and I get a warning that I possibly need to do something about it!<br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
swordz]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Current Cpanel Username: swordz<br />
Current Domain Or Subdomain: sworder.bryansoft.net<br />
Server: Server 1<br />
What Package You Are Upgrading To: Silver<br />
Do You Have The Required Post Amount For The Upgrade: Yes - and some!<br />
What Are You Planning To Do With This Upgraded Space: Hopefully expand my php developement.<br />
Do you agree to our Terms of service?: As before, as always - Yes!<br />
<br />
Just like to point out that I have the posts for a gold plan (just) but deliberately only want a silver - it means that if I do get close to my limit I can just upgrade with no fuss, and I get a warning that I possibly need to do something about it!<br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
swordz]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[p4, no, adz!!!]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5250</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>S-Fraz</dc:creator>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5250</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[Did you edit my user title? <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Did you edit my user title? <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Funny cartoon strips:]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5249</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Marshton</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=6362f613-c462-4997-988e-9bb3b7ca945f" border="0" alt="[Image: striphandler.ashx?stripid=6362f613-c462-...b3b7ca945f&#93;" /><br />
<br />
Have you got any?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=6362f613-c462-4997-988e-9bb3b7ca945f" border="0" alt="[Image: striphandler.ashx?stripid=6362f613-c462-...b3b7ca945f]" /><br />
<br />
Have you got any?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Argh; this poor man:]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5248</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Marshton</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[From <a href="http://www.ubersite.com/m/75261" target="_blank">http://www.ubersite.com/m/75261</a> ; thanks to Stumble; contains some swears.<br />
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<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite>I'm in a decent relationship right now. It's been two months and there have been no really big arguments. She scratches my head non-stop, gives me awesome massages, and even brings me food when I'm too worn out from work to go anywhere.<br />
<br />
Since moving out on my own, she gave me even better advice on how to do my laundry than my grandmother did.<br />
<br />
Flashback:<br />
<br />
"Okay Justin, here's what grandma does.."<br />
<br />
She then bends over to separate the clothes, accidentally farts but doesn't notice it.<br />
<br />
"First, you do what my school did when I was a little one. You separate the whites from the colored."<br />
<br />
Thanks racist grandma.<br />
<br />
I don't get to see my girflriend too much because I work so many hours a week that it's almost impossible. That, mixed with her schedule, doesn't make for much time to see her. When I do find time to see her, I fly from work to her house going 90 in a 55 MPH zone.<br />
<br />
That being said, Monday I was speeding to her house from work. I was on a local highway and about 5 minutes from her house when the blue lights blinded my eyes from my rear-view mirror. Damn, I've just been pulled over.<br />
<br />
The officer walked up to my car, asked how I was doing, then the usual "license and registration, please". Nothing out of the ordinary.<br />
<br />
I carry a gun for my profession and still had it strapped to my side, so I showed him my work ID and gun permit BEFORE whipping out the gun and saying:<br />
<br />
"Here's my gun! I'm allowed to carry one!"<br />
<br />
Phew, won't do that one again.<br />
<br />
After looking over the permit, he eyeballed my crotch.<br />
<br />
"I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car, sir. Keep your hands where I can see them."<br />
<br />
Either he's a gay cop, or he has a problem with the gun.<br />
<br />
I was asked to put my hands on the roof of the car. He pulled my 357 out of its holder.<br />
<br />
"I'm going to hold onto this while I run your license, if you don't mind. You can step back into the car."<br />
<br />
I got in and shut my door.<br />
<br />
"So, Mr. Justin, why were you driving so fast?"<br />
<br />
At this moment, my bullshit dispenser started cranking. I could afford another ticket, but would rather not deal with an increased insurance rate. I started spitting a line of total BS.<br />
<br />
"Well sir, my job doesn't allow me to see my fiance very much. Since this is the first time in forever that I'm going to see her, I'm rushing to her house to pop the question. I apologize for speeding, I'm just so excited to see the look on her face when I ask her to marry me."<br />
<br />
"Do you have a ring?"<br />
<br />
"No sir, can't afford one."<br />
<br />
"Ah, poor kid."<br />
<br />
"I know. Could you do me a favor and write me a ticket? I'd like to look back on this night and laugh about the time I was pulled over and given a ticket the night I was rushing to propose to my wife."<br />
<br />
The reason I asked him this is to make my story seem to check out. I'm calling his bluff, if you will.<br />
<br />
"Haha, you kids. I'll tell you what-- I'll do you one better. I'll escort you over there through traffic if you're in that much of a rush. Wouldn't that be more of a story?"<br />
<br />
Damnit. The guy's caught up in making a Kodak moment when all I want to do is get him off my back and eat tacos with my girlfriend... NOT propose. I've only known the girl for two months-- not exactly ready for the big commitment yet.<br />
<br />
"Yes sir, I do believe it would."<br />
<br />
After giving him her street name and address, he knew exactly where to go. Shit. I got in my car and followed him as his siren rang out. Traffic pulled to the side, peopled yielded at red lights, and cars stopped-- all so I could have tacos with my girlfriend.<br />
<br />
After getting to her house, the officer stepped out of his car and knocked on her door. She opened it and stared at him, then me in a look of confusion.<br />
<br />
"Hi, I pulled this gentleman over a few minutes ago because he was in a rush to get over here so fast. Justin? Would you like to take it from here?"<br />
<br />
I looked at Courtney, then the officer, who wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. I tried to take her inside, but the officer stood right there in the doorway to witness the event. The things I'd do to get out of a ticket.<br />
<br />
"Courtney... I know I've only known you a short time. But, in that short time &lt;insert romantic bullshit&gt;... Will you marry me?"<br />
<br />
She wouldn't say yes. She's younger than I am and always talked about how she wanted to date a guy forever until making a commitment.<br />
<br />
''YES JUSTIN! I WILL MARRY YOU!"<br />
<br />
The officer smiled and clapped as Courtney clamped her arms around my body. The neighbors, who had been wondering why a cop car with its lights on was outside her house cheered.<br />
<br />
Courtney's parents called me and told me that they were proud that their daughter found such a nice guy.<br />
<br />
Me? Well I got out of a ticket.<br />
<br />
Fuck you. I'm engaged.</blockquote>
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<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite>I'm in a decent relationship right now. It's been two months and there have been no really big arguments. She scratches my head non-stop, gives me awesome massages, and even brings me food when I'm too worn out from work to go anywhere.<br />
<br />
Since moving out on my own, she gave me even better advice on how to do my laundry than my grandmother did.<br />
<br />
Flashback:<br />
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"Okay Justin, here's what grandma does.."<br />
<br />
She then bends over to separate the clothes, accidentally farts but doesn't notice it.<br />
<br />
"First, you do what my school did when I was a little one. You separate the whites from the colored."<br />
<br />
Thanks racist grandma.<br />
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I don't get to see my girflriend too much because I work so many hours a week that it's almost impossible. That, mixed with her schedule, doesn't make for much time to see her. When I do find time to see her, I fly from work to her house going 90 in a 55 MPH zone.<br />
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That being said, Monday I was speeding to her house from work. I was on a local highway and about 5 minutes from her house when the blue lights blinded my eyes from my rear-view mirror. Damn, I've just been pulled over.<br />
<br />
The officer walked up to my car, asked how I was doing, then the usual "license and registration, please". Nothing out of the ordinary.<br />
<br />
I carry a gun for my profession and still had it strapped to my side, so I showed him my work ID and gun permit BEFORE whipping out the gun and saying:<br />
<br />
"Here's my gun! I'm allowed to carry one!"<br />
<br />
Phew, won't do that one again.<br />
<br />
After looking over the permit, he eyeballed my crotch.<br />
<br />
"I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car, sir. Keep your hands where I can see them."<br />
<br />
Either he's a gay cop, or he has a problem with the gun.<br />
<br />
I was asked to put my hands on the roof of the car. He pulled my 357 out of its holder.<br />
<br />
"I'm going to hold onto this while I run your license, if you don't mind. You can step back into the car."<br />
<br />
I got in and shut my door.<br />
<br />
"So, Mr. Justin, why were you driving so fast?"<br />
<br />
At this moment, my bullshit dispenser started cranking. I could afford another ticket, but would rather not deal with an increased insurance rate. I started spitting a line of total BS.<br />
<br />
"Well sir, my job doesn't allow me to see my fiance very much. Since this is the first time in forever that I'm going to see her, I'm rushing to her house to pop the question. I apologize for speeding, I'm just so excited to see the look on her face when I ask her to marry me."<br />
<br />
"Do you have a ring?"<br />
<br />
"No sir, can't afford one."<br />
<br />
"Ah, poor kid."<br />
<br />
"I know. Could you do me a favor and write me a ticket? I'd like to look back on this night and laugh about the time I was pulled over and given a ticket the night I was rushing to propose to my wife."<br />
<br />
The reason I asked him this is to make my story seem to check out. I'm calling his bluff, if you will.<br />
<br />
"Haha, you kids. I'll tell you what-- I'll do you one better. I'll escort you over there through traffic if you're in that much of a rush. Wouldn't that be more of a story?"<br />
<br />
Damnit. The guy's caught up in making a Kodak moment when all I want to do is get him off my back and eat tacos with my girlfriend... NOT propose. I've only known the girl for two months-- not exactly ready for the big commitment yet.<br />
<br />
"Yes sir, I do believe it would."<br />
<br />
After giving him her street name and address, he knew exactly where to go. Shit. I got in my car and followed him as his siren rang out. Traffic pulled to the side, peopled yielded at red lights, and cars stopped-- all so I could have tacos with my girlfriend.<br />
<br />
After getting to her house, the officer stepped out of his car and knocked on her door. She opened it and stared at him, then me in a look of confusion.<br />
<br />
"Hi, I pulled this gentleman over a few minutes ago because he was in a rush to get over here so fast. Justin? Would you like to take it from here?"<br />
<br />
I looked at Courtney, then the officer, who wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. I tried to take her inside, but the officer stood right there in the doorway to witness the event. The things I'd do to get out of a ticket.<br />
<br />
"Courtney... I know I've only known you a short time. But, in that short time &lt;insert romantic bullshit&gt;... Will you marry me?"<br />
<br />
She wouldn't say yes. She's younger than I am and always talked about how she wanted to date a guy forever until making a commitment.<br />
<br />
''YES JUSTIN! I WILL MARRY YOU!"<br />
<br />
The officer smiled and clapped as Courtney clamped her arms around my body. The neighbors, who had been wondering why a cop car with its lights on was outside her house cheered.<br />
<br />
Courtney's parents called me and told me that they were proud that their daughter found such a nice guy.<br />
<br />
Me? Well I got out of a ticket.<br />
<br />
Fuck you. I'm engaged.</blockquote>
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			<title><![CDATA[General chat]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5247</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>surbjit</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hey all, this thread can be used to talk about thing you have done through the day. And talk about anything in general.<br />
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Good morning, how are ya all? Got any plans for today]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Most vulnerable applications.]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>surbjit</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Heres a link to a pdf file explaining the most vulnerable applications of 2008 and reasons why.<br />
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<a href="http://www.bit9.com/files/Vulnerable_Apps_DEC_08.pdf" target="_blank">http://www.bit9.com/files/Vulnerable_Apps_DEC_08.pdf</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Heres a link to a pdf file explaining the most vulnerable applications of 2008 and reasons why.<br />
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<a href="http://www.bit9.com/files/Vulnerable_Apps_DEC_08.pdf" target="_blank">http://www.bit9.com/files/Vulnerable_Apps_DEC_08.pdf</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Glamour Models.]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5245</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>InfinityAdvertising</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Need to look for full sets or even wall papers for my website <img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" />.<br />
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<a href="http://www.globalbabes.co.cc/" target="_blank">GB</a><br />
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No fully nude pictures please.<br />
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I'm just adding to the collection D:]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.globalbabes.co.cc/" target="_blank">GB</a><br />
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No fully nude pictures please.<br />
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I'm just adding to the collection D:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Explicit Words Ranking]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>adz</dc:creator>
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They had a whole research paper about it. Apparently Jew is offensive... (page 9) Strange huh...]]></description>
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They had a whole research paper about it. Apparently Jew is offensive... (page 9) Strange huh...]]></content:encoded>
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			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5242</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>adz</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[It has come to my attention that Server 2 accounts have all been suspended. The server 2 account password has been changed. So there is nothing I can do about it. So...please stand by while Rewer fixes this mess. Sorry on behalf of Bryansoft for the inconvenience.<br />
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NOTE: Everything is FIXED NOW!</span>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[50 websites you'll wonder how you lived without]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5240</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nishant</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[great list check it out If there was a WYSIWYG editor in bryansoft i would have posted the article here.<br />
<img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Sad" title="Sad" /><br />
<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite><a href="http://www.curiousread.com/2008/12/50-websites-youll-wonder-how-you-lived.html" target="_blank">http://www.curiousread.com/2008/12/50-we...lived.html</a></blockquote>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[great list check it out If there was a WYSIWYG editor in bryansoft i would have posted the article here.<br />
<img src="http://bryansoft.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Sad" title="Sad" /><br />
<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite><a href="http://www.curiousread.com/2008/12/50-websites-youll-wonder-how-you-lived.html" target="_blank">http://www.curiousread.com/2008/12/50-we...lived.html</a></blockquote>
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			<title><![CDATA[WYSIWYG Bryansoft]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5239</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nishant</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hey guyz dont u think that a WYSIWYG  {What you see is what you get} editor should be added to Bryansoft. It would be easier to post from other sites mainly blogs as hotlinking text and adding images takes time]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[The cement that eats carbon dioxide]]></title>
			<link>http://bryansoft.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5238</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nishant</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite>Cement, a vast source of planet-warming carbon dioxide, could be transformed into a means of stripping the greenhouse gas from the atmosphere, thanks to an innovation from British engineers.<br />
<br />
The new environmentally friendly formulation means the cement industry could change from being a "significant emitter to a significant absorber of CO2," says Nikolaos Vlasopoulos, chief scientist at London-based Novacem, whose invention has garnered support and funding from industry and environmentalists.<br />
<br />
The new cement, which uses a different raw material, certainly has a vast potential market. Making the 2bn tonnes of cement used globally every year pumps out 5% of the world's CO2 emissions - more than the entire aviation industry. And the long-term trends are upwards: a recent report by the French bank Credit Agricole estimated that, by 2020, demand for cement will increase by 50% compared to today.<br />
<br />
Making traditional cement results in greenhouse gas emissions from two sources: it requires intense heat, and so a lot of energy to heat up the ovens that cook the raw material, such as limestone. That then releases further CO2 as it burns. But, until now, noone has found a large-scale way to tackle this fundamental problem.<br />
<br />
Novacem's cement, based on magnesium silicates, not only requires much less heating, it also absorbs large amounts of CO2 as it hardens, making it carbon negative. Set up by Vlasopoulos and his colleagues at Imperial College London, Novacem has already attracted the attention of major construction companies such as Rio Tinto Minerals, WSP Group and Laing O'Rourke, and investors including the Carbon Trust.<br />
<br />
The company has just started a £1.5m project funded by the government-backed Technology Strategy Board to build a pilot plant. If all goes well, Vlasopoulos expects to have Novacem products on the market within five years.<br />
<br />
Jonathan Essex, a civil engineer at the building consultancy Bioregional who also sits on the environment and sustainability panel for the Institution of Civil Engineers, welcomed Novacem's ideas to tackle the carbon impact of cement. "In the UK the climate bill commits us to reduce CO2 emissions, and every sector should play its part. The construction industry needs to take greater responsibility for its own environmental impact." Essex said that, if Novacem can make their cement at a competitive price, the next step could be to take even more CO2 emissions out of the process by using renewable energy to fire the furnaces.<br />
<br />
According to Novacem, its product can absorb, over its lifecycle, around 0.6 tonnes of CO2 per tonne of cement. This compares to carbon emissions of about 0.4 tonnes per of standard cement. "From that point of view, it's attractive," said Rachael Nutter, head of business incubators at the Carbon Trust. "The real challenge is what is the supply chain, who do you need to partner with to take it to market? The million-dollar question is what are the applications of it? If it ends up as decorative applications such as floor tiles, it's quite interesting but not as much as if you get into load-bearing structural stuff."<br />
<br />
Previous attempts to make cement greener have included adding more aggregate to a concrete mixture, thereby using less cement. But this still does not tackle the problem of the carbon emissions from making the cement in the first place. Other systems use polymers in the mix, but none have yet made a significant impact on the market.<br />
<br />
A spokesperson for the British Cement Association expressed a sceptical note, saying that though there was much ongoing laboratory work on new types of cement, there were also problems. "The reality is that the geological availability, and global distribution, of suitable natural resources, coupled with the extensive validation needed to confirm fitness-for-purpose, make it highly unlikely that these cements will a be realistic alternative for volume building."<br />
<br />
Vlasopoulos responded that magnesium silicates are abundant worldwide, with 10,000 billion tonnes available, according to some estimates. "In addition, the production process of our cement is of a chemical nature, which means it can also utilise various industrial byproducts containing magnesium in its composition." He is confident the material will be strong enough for use in buildings but acknowledged that getting licenses to use it will take several years of testing.<br />
Explainer: Ecofriendly vs traditional cement<br />
<br />
Standard cement, also known as Portland cement, is made by heating limestone or clay to around 1,500C. The processing of the ingredients releases 0.8 tonnes of CO2 per tonne of cement. When it is eventually mixed with water for use in a building, each tonne of cement can absorb up to 0.4 tonnes of CO2, but that still leaves an overall carbon footprint per tonne of 0.4 tonnes.<br />
<br />
Novacem's cement, which has a patent pending on it, uses magnesium silicates which emit no CO2 when heated. Its production process also runs at much lower temperatures - around 650C. This leads to total CO2 emissions of up to 0.5 tonnes of CO2 per tonne of cement produced. But the Novacem cement formula absorb far more CO2 as it hardens - about 1.1 tonnes. So the overall carbon footprint is negative - ie the cement removes 0.6 tonnes of CO2 per tonne used.</blockquote>
original article<br />
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<div class="title">Code:<br />
</div><div class="body" dir="ltr"><code>http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/dec/31/cement-carbon-emissions</code></div></div>
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what do you guyz think?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><cite>Quote:</cite>Cement, a vast source of planet-warming carbon dioxide, could be transformed into a means of stripping the greenhouse gas from the atmosphere, thanks to an innovation from British engineers.<br />
<br />
The new environmentally friendly formulation means the cement industry could change from being a "significant emitter to a significant absorber of CO2," says Nikolaos Vlasopoulos, chief scientist at London-based Novacem, whose invention has garnered support and funding from industry and environmentalists.<br />
<br />
The new cement, which uses a different raw material, certainly has a vast potential market. Making the 2bn tonnes of cement used globally every year pumps out 5% of the world's CO2 emissions - more than the entire aviation industry. And the long-term trends are upwards: a recent report by the French bank Credit Agricole estimated that, by 2020, demand for cement will increase by 50% compared to today.<br />
<br />
Making traditional cement results in greenhouse gas emissions from two sources: it requires intense heat, and so a lot of energy to heat up the ovens that cook the raw material, such as limestone. That then releases further CO2 as it burns. But, until now, noone has found a large-scale way to tackle this fundamental problem.<br />
<br />
Novacem's cement, based on magnesium silicates, not only requires much less heating, it also absorbs large amounts of CO2 as it hardens, making it carbon negative. Set up by Vlasopoulos and his colleagues at Imperial College London, Novacem has already attracted the attention of major construction companies such as Rio Tinto Minerals, WSP Group and Laing O'Rourke, and investors including the Carbon Trust.<br />
<br />
The company has just started a £1.5m project funded by the government-backed Technology Strategy Board to build a pilot plant. If all goes well, Vlasopoulos expects to have Novacem products on the market within five years.<br />
<br />
Jonathan Essex, a civil engineer at the building consultancy Bioregional who also sits on the environment and sustainability panel for the Institution of Civil Engineers, welcomed Novacem's ideas to tackle the carbon impact of cement. "In the UK the climate bill commits us to reduce CO2 emissions, and every sector should play its part. The construction industry needs to take greater responsibility for its own environmental impact." Essex said that, if Novacem can make their cement at a competitive price, the next step could be to take even more CO2 emissions out of the process by using renewable energy to fire the furnaces.<br />
<br />
According to Novacem, its product can absorb, over its lifecycle, around 0.6 tonnes of CO2 per tonne of cement. This compares to carbon emissions of about 0.4 tonnes per of standard cement. "From that point of view, it's attractive," said Rachael Nutter, head of business incubators at the Carbon Trust. "The real challenge is what is the supply chain, who do you need to partner with to take it to market? The million-dollar question is what are the applications of it? If it ends up as decorative applications such as floor tiles, it's quite interesting but not as much as if you get into load-bearing structural stuff."<br />
<br />
Previous attempts to make cement greener have included adding more aggregate to a concrete mixture, thereby using less cement. But this still does not tackle the problem of the carbon emissions from making the cement in the first place. Other systems use polymers in the mix, but none have yet made a significant impact on the market.<br />
<br />
A spokesperson for the British Cement Association expressed a sceptical note, saying that though there was much ongoing laboratory work on new types of cement, there were also problems. "The reality is that the geological availability, and global distribution, of suitable natural resources, coupled with the extensive validation needed to confirm fitness-for-purpose, make it highly unlikely that these cements will a be realistic alternative for volume building."<br />
<br />
Vlasopoulos responded that magnesium silicates are abundant worldwide, with 10,000 billion tonnes available, according to some estimates. "In addition, the production process of our cement is of a chemical nature, which means it can also utilise various industrial byproducts containing magnesium in its composition." He is confident the material will be strong enough for use in buildings but acknowledged that getting licenses to use it will take several years of testing.<br />
Explainer: Ecofriendly vs traditional cement<br />
<br />
Standard cement, also known as Portland cement, is made by heating limestone or clay to around 1,500C. The processing of the ingredients releases 0.8 tonnes of CO2 per tonne of cement. When it is eventually mixed with water for use in a building, each tonne of cement can absorb up to 0.4 tonnes of CO2, but that still leaves an overall carbon footprint per tonne of 0.4 tonnes.<br />
<br />
Novacem's cement, which has a patent pending on it, uses magnesium silicates which emit no CO2 when heated. Its production process also runs at much lower temperatures - around 650C. This leads to total CO2 emissions of up to 0.5 tonnes of CO2 per tonne of cement produced. But the Novacem cement formula absorb far more CO2 as it hardens - about 1.1 tonnes. So the overall carbon footprint is negative - ie the cement removes 0.6 tonnes of CO2 per tonne used.</blockquote>
original article<br />
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<div class="title">Code:<br />
</div><div class="body" dir="ltr"><code>http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/dec/31/cement-carbon-emissions</code></div></div>
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